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nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 


fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

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the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time

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Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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