I used to laugh so much about this. Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.
I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.
We’re all going to hell
this post might be the best thing ive seen on here
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote.
fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry
If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.
*swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*